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That poor woman. My sister has a four-year-old and twin two-year-olds now, and the twins made it out to the street once too. One of the twins is extremely precocious with all things mechanical, and my sister has now had to install three forms of childproofing on all doors and drawers because that twin keeps figuring out how open everything despite the childproofing. Visiting adults can never figure out how to open anything in that house (seriously, it's like an escape room at this point), but that kid can do it quickly enough to get himself and his brother out and all the way to the street before being apprehended.

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